By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
When shows come off their hiatus
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
OMFG it’s back on my dash
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
|Announcer:||TONIGHT, on Kitchen Nightmares--|
|Fury:||This is a motherfucking disgrace!|
|Announcer:||Nick Fury faces an owner who won't take no for an answer--|
|Stark:||It's MY name on the side of the building, it's MY menu, it's MY decision, and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves!|
|Announcer:||A head chef who's stuck in the past--|
|Rogers:||I think the food is good. We've always cooked it like this.|
|Fury:||It's like eating something from the 1930s!|
|Announcer:||And a kitchen staff--|
|Barton:||Aww, pasta, no.|
|Announcer:||That you just--|
|Romanoff:||[rapid shots of Romanoff staring down the camera from every part of the restaurant]|
|Banner:||[in interview] It's, uh. It's a time bomb.|
|Announcer:||TONIGHT, on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES.|
|[aggressive surf music]|
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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