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I am 21 years young and married to the man of my dreams. I like bearded men, bellies, lions, jellyfish, fashion, tattoos, the human body, odd humor, and at times I can rant, talk about myself, and act like a child.Don't be shy. Look around. And maybe ask a few questions.

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

(via theunicornkittenkween)

deanwinchesterackles:

bookjunkie26:

lumos5000:

bookjunkie26:

bookjunkie26:

When shows come off their hiatus

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Fandoms

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Writers/actors

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this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

Season Finales

Writers:

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Fandoms:

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OMFG it’s back on my dash

(via rainonsand)

staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

(via rainonsand)

Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows, via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Announcer:TONIGHT, on Kitchen Nightmares--
Fury:This is a motherfucking disgrace!
Announcer:Nick Fury faces an owner who won't take no for an answer--
Stark:It's MY name on the side of the building, it's MY menu, it's MY decision, and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves!
Announcer:A head chef who's stuck in the past--
Rogers:I think the food is good. We've always cooked it like this.
Fury:It's like eating something from the 1930s!
Announcer:And a kitchen staff--
Barton:Aww, pasta, no.
Announcer:That you just--
Romanoff:[rapid shots of Romanoff staring down the camera from every part of the restaurant]
Announcer:Won't--
Thor:ANOTHER!
Announcer:Believe.
Banner:[in interview] It's, uh. It's a time bomb.
Announcer:TONIGHT, on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES.
[aggressive surf music]

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via notanotherginger)

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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(via rainonsand)

Group Assigments

Person:I have an idea
Me:So did Hitler

sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via madelineinvines)

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via madelineinvines)