Missing

I am 20 years young.

I like bearded men, bellies, lions, jellyfish, fashion, tattoos, the human body, odd humor, and at times I can rant, talk about myself, and act like a child.

Don't be shy. Look around. And maybe ask a few questions.

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via asdfghjkllove)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via anchorthroughthestorms)

icy-brunette:

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life

(via anchorthroughthestorms)

How To Date:

anchorthroughthestorms:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

True

fckmebradley:

denaerys:

holyfrackles:

safe-behind-bars:

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps

and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard

that’s it

that’s the show

That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.

(via tigerlillyattitude)