Missing

I am 21 years young and married to the man of my dreams. I like bearded men, bellies, lions, jellyfish, fashion, tattoos, the human body, odd humor, and at times I can rant, talk about myself, and act like a child.Don't be shy. Look around. And maybe ask a few questions.

sixpenceee:

Adorable Kid’s Halloween Costume. I obtained these from here, here, here and here. Check out Best Halloween DecorationsBest Halloween Masks and Creepy Make-Up Tutorials

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thefrogman:

Catvengers, assemble!

Catvengers by Keyyu [tumblr | redbubble]

kattomatic:

ericjudysbeard:

Working at LUSH: the saga

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

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ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t answer your text/email/fb msg, i was too busy being overwhelmed by the prospect of human contact"—my forthcoming novella

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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titillatingtubist:

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

Please update us.

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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thehappysorceress:

samandriel:

dean-the-piesexual:

*short haired people sobbing in the corner*

I just chopped off all my hair and now I see this oh god what did I do

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.

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