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I am 21 years young and married to the man of my dreams. I like bearded men, bellies, lions, jellyfish, fashion, tattoos, the human body, odd humor, and at times I can rant, talk about myself, and act like a child.Don't be shy. Look around. And maybe ask a few questions.

Dallas Green  (via loveage-moondream)

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And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to hell.

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

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overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

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