things I want to do with u
- make grilled cheese
- watch dumb movies
- make a blanket fort
- maybe kiss or something
- take selfies
- hold hands
- dance to cute music
- go for walks outside
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
This was my first splatter paint project that I did for my girlfriend before she left the states. It was a lot of fun and I can’t wait until she’s back so we can do more.
I wanna do this!
"Your tattoos will look horrible when you’re older"
No but seriously if he looks that good at that age, imagine what he looked like in his 20s :O
i dream to be as epically incredible as this man some day
This is one fucking attractive man.
My god he’s back
A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom:
Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.
Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.
2000th post extravaganza: The Day of Dita edition
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal